Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Guest Post: Happy Eats the Toilet Tissues

My brother lives in Taiwan. This is a story of his girlfriend's dog, Happy:
Gerald Blaney
so he snuck upstairs and got into the soiled ass paper and spread it everywhere
8 mins

Gerald Blaney
Gerald Blaney
 i had to try with all my might not to cry with laughter until i passed out
about the dog eating the shit paper
2 mins
He licks his own ass. I wouldn't be worried about turd paper.
1 min
Elizabeth Sass
Gerald Blaney
no, i mean it was like it went througha shitpaper shredder
all over the whole house
with a furious grinding fur ball in the middle of it all
1 min
hahahahahahaha
I'm crying. 
1 min
Elizabeth Sass
Gerald Blaney
and panicking asian people running around trying to pick it up
but he is defending it with all his fury
and when he is furious, he is a wild, furious dog
truly a primitive breed
he is so fucking cool
when we got down there, he ignored lzyk and only wanted attention from me
like beggiging for any contact
he is like a child
Now

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