Update on 40 oz Beer

Then I had one and you know what they say... once you go black...

40 oz Beers

I always been uncomfortable buying a beer of that size. It makes me feel black.

Mass Effect 3

"Oh no! I have to do a puzzle?"
Me: You like puzzles...
"NO I DON'T. They're hard."

Fuck you English

"Apparently the plural form or barracks is...barrack. Fuck you English."

The Roommate #2

The Roommate has decided that the bathroom is a great place to hang out alone. I have to pee.

Haircut

S: "I just got a new haircut. I looks great."
Me: Picture!
S: "Oh, it looks exactly the same."

The Roommate

"Made the mistake of engaging the roommate in conversation."

Ignorant Comments

"Quote on a deer hunting video: 'If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot at.' I LOVE ignorant comments :D "

Shark Week

Roommate is black-ladying at the tv because...Shark Week.

Kuzko, Yzma and Kronk

You know the scene where Kuzco is sitting in Yzma's house wondering what the fuck she and kronk are talking about? That's how I feel right now.